Is there a shortage of dildos in Texas that they need such laws to stop hoarding?
There is decidedly not a shortage of dildos in Texas.
Have you seen their politicians?
I’m guessing they are not limiting the number of guns you can own though.
Ever bring a dildo to a gun fight?
Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.
I would never have thought to go to walmart to buy a sex toy if I hadn’t seen them somewhat prominently displayed on my way towards the vitamin aisle.
Don’t most people just buy them online anyway? How the fuck would they even enforce this? The whole thing is a joke.
The solution is clearly to set up sex toy libraries.
…They would never interfere with libraries, right?
There are definitely some Texas billionaires that own more than six politicians.
This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will
cumcome!” vibes.I think it’s got religious overtones. One per day except the sabbath, when you have to leave your holes free for God to enter. Like Mary did.
Why are so many people using them in Walmart?
People like to sample the produce as they shop, granted it’s usually a bag of crisps or a handful of grapes but it’s the same… ballpark.
Long queues, nothing else to do……
Makes sense to me.
Rofl, they were afraid for their right to bear arms instead of their right to bear dildos.
No one’s stopping them having bear dildos, just not too many of them.
We call this one “the grizzly”
The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.
They’ve been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.
Begun? Texas has always had a war on dildos.
Oh, I am just
cleaningholding all those for a friend.Like a car, they need to go for a ride every now and then, else they break.
For a friend, of course.
Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:
New Exorcist reboot just dropped.
The Sexorcist
… Honestly, I bet that exists.
The real question is do I want to Google it or not…
This one’s a bit more tame: https://www.discogs.com/release/4322377-White-Zombie-La-Sexorcisto-Devil-Music-Vol-1
As long as there’s no more than 6 per student
But Jesus had 12 disciples.
Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?
I am told Vibrators were invented to combat female hysteria.
These early vibrators became popular among the medical profession and were used for treating a wide variety of ailments in women and men including hysteria, arthritis, constipation, amenorrhea, inflammations, and tumors;
ROFL I need 6 because of… uh… constipation!
Yay! More small government and freedom!
Small government (for businesses) and freedom (to be a certain type of Christian)
