Used to run dexters down around Saragosa.
But, never turn your back on an angus cow.
Oh… I read crow but the very last sentence.
Baristas can get crazy connections lol. My friend had a wedding venue cancel and keep their deposit at the start of covid. Tons of arguments and calls and threats. His (now) wife is a barista and had a regular that was a lawyer, she mentioned it to him and sued the venue for their money back and more, pro bono didn’t charge them anything 👌
I grew up with cows. They’re surprisingly similar to dogs. Just as playful, just not as bright. They’re awesome.
https://www.sciencefriday.com/segments/cowpuppy-book-cow-intelligence-emotions/
From what I understand, they’re at least as smart as dogs, if not more so. The guy/scientist who wrote “Cowpuppy” mentions they can recognize themselves and others in a mirror!
Until the poop on your rug
I had a family member that was a traveling cow inseminator and he loved cows. I was at a steak house with him and asked why he is eating a giant steak for dinner if he loved cows so much. He kind of just shrugged and said “without the steak, I wouldn’t get to hang around cows all day”
Spending part of my summer with him was illuminating. I bet beef would be way less popular if people got a chance to pet a cow regularly. Very smart animals, at least emotionally smart.
family member that was a traveling cow inseminator
I know what you meant, but the images this brings to mind…
He went on to say that the man loved cows. What’s not to get?
Don’t shake that man’s hand.
and he loved cows
Uhh sir that’s not how you’re supposed to inseminate them!
That sentence was a mental triple-take
I love both cows and dogs, and I grew up around both. And I’ve eaten both.
No kidding? How was dog?
No kidding. I travel a lot, and I make a point out of trying “weird” stuff. In Calabar (Nigeria) I tried dog, I would describe the taste kind of like sheep, but not quite.
50/50 chance of getting murdered in the woods or seeing cows.
i’m still waiting for this to happen to me.
I keep calling but I only get drugs and muggings :(
“I’m gonna get so molested”
Moolested*
Worth.
Solid.
What are the chances of seeing cows in this scenario if you are from India?
In Wisconsin it’s like 90/10. I’d guess probably similar.
Someone invites me to look at/pet cows, I wouldn’t even think about negative ulterior motives, cuz there’s several dozen dairy farms within a half hour drive. Tho I would assume they were angling for free help.
Now baby goats, as a draw, are 50/50. Way more likely to work, and way less common.
Edit: words cuz I’m dumb
Many hands make light work. And a little bit of work to spend some time with the animals can be good (if you’re into that sort of thing).
Only part I don’t buy is that they were like “ok fuck it” after work, like they were reluctant. Don’t pretend you weren’t working distracted all day, waiting to go play with those cows.
I think the op meant that they weren’t so sure IF there even are any cows to begin with - as in it might be a scam…that’s how I interpret it anyway.
Edit: nonetheless, cows are very cute and I’m jealous of this person.
I took it as feeling maybe a little too eager and not wanting to irritate new cow friends despite “come on over any time”. Is that like really anytime, or sometime in the future but same day may be weird,…nah, fuck it.
Legit, folks that are willing to invite you over to see livestock aren’t industrial farmers, they’re running their own. They wouldn’t invite you if it wasn’t a genuine any time offer given with an address only. If they give a phone # with it, that means to call ahead.
I have a cousin that owns and operates a small dairy farm. Dude is always open to visitors, though he warns people that he and the workers would just keep on keeping on while you pet the cows.
So few people really want to go and smell poo, while walking around, just to pet cows and see a working farm that it’s always a treat for him. Unless you’re a relative, because you get put to work lol. Hell, he’s put visitors to work too. Never anything major, but still.
The local elementary schools do a yearly visit for (iirc) 3rd and 6th grades, though on different days. He has a little section that’s essentially a petting zoo where he’ll move his friendliest critters for them to meet. There’s usually a few hens, one or two of the cows that are the most sedate, this one old sow he took in from someone that didn’t know how big pigs get, plus the farm cats running around.
They don’t get to milk cows by hand any more, too much liability; but my uncle that ran the place back when we were kids would let the older kids do it. He’d make the young’ns in the family do it.
But they get to sample fresh (not raw) milk, watch the milking machines work, “help” make cheese, even churn butter.
It’s his favorite day of the year.
What’s extra cool is the “retired” cows. Most of those girls are super chill. So, if you’re an adult, he’ll usually let you just wander around with them. Those cows are ridiculous. They’ll come up and rub their heads on you until you give them scritches. That’s where he pulls the most relaxed cows for the kids to pet. There’s this one that’s always following me around when I go there, until I get put to work lol. I can’t even remember how old she is, but she’s been around for a while, something like 12 years?
Mind you, not every cow retires like that. There’s an upper limit to how many a working farm can afford to feed and such before it isn’t realistic. But he keeps as many as he can.
Both, I don’t want to bug my cow friend but also what if they’re just a human trafficker and I may never see anyone I know ever again
Cows are basically just big doggos
This is the cutest story I’ve heard all week. “Thank you cow couple” is the cherry on top.
