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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 5 months ago

Anon airs out

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 5 months ago
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    This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

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      “Violence is isually the answer.”

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      You have confirmed that this isn’t true, but you did forget to add also gay as it’s a fact must be added.

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    Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn’t like your post.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

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      Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

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        Apparently, it’s the tamer version of “fuck the dog”.

        https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/screw-the-pooch-etymology-of-the-idiom-dates-back-to-nasa-and-the-military.html

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          Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it’s already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.

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            The origin doesn’t include actually having sex with a dog though. “Fuck the dog” was just an expression for being lazy and “screw the pooch” simply makes it more palatable.

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              Wtf else would it mean?

              • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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                Whether the action was feeding, walking, or fornicating, though, all of these early examples were used to mean “to loaf around” or “to waste time” (dogs have often been associated with laziness, as in the expression “dogging it”). Later on, possibly around World War II, “fucking the dog” and its euphemistic equivalents took on a secondary meaning of “blundering.”

                • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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                  Ok, so Google up fornicate one time

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Dog gone it!

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      I hate you.

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      So, OP got rewarded?

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it’s pretty great.

      https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0?si=PeSK7RYstqqq0d43

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?

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          English vs US versions

          • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Weird, I only recall seeing one version in the states. Or at least on PBS.

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              Not sure about it specifically, but when I was a child in England it was a british man, and when we moved back to the states it was a person with a NA accent. I later learned those to be Ringo and Carlin. Don’t know about timelines, or release differences, or anything like that though.

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              I definitely remember Ringo and George. I always assumed that is was just Ringo quit thing.

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              It’s possible they switched to the English version at some point, but Carlin was the guy in the US version

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        https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0

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    Once again an abominable greentext could have been avoided if anon would just have a damn shower!

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        i liek choccy milk

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    Coincidence?

    • joucker29@lemmy.world
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      What app is that?

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        Connect for Lemmy on Android

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    What a terrible day to be literate

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    “be moaning like an anime girl” fucking lost it

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    Anon became a white woman.

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      i don’t know what this means, but i hate you for writing it

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        You’ll hate me too for explaining it, there’s a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.

        I didn’t make it up and I don’t spread such stereotypes, but that’s what they meant by their above comment.

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          well that’s just stupid and racist.
          but i appreciate the explanation and don’t hate you.

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            I’m inclined to agree on that lol. No problem, and I’m glad we can continue a state of hatelessness between us!

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              my new year’s resolution is that you and i maintain our mutual lack of hatred for each other.

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            There’s even a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

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              well i do hate you…

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            • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              there’s a difference between explaining something bad and promoting something bad.

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                • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Go back and reread unames, you probably have me confused for the original commenter, I only explained it I didn’t make the OG comment. (I was third, it was omega cloud, to whom xor replied, to whom I replied with the explanation.)

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          Does engaging and explaining such stereotypes count as spreading them?

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            No.

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        • Zeppo
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          This is my first time hearing about that. Many people are extremely stupid, so it makes sense some notion like that would be idiotic racist bullshit that various losers would believe.

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          I don’t spread such stereotypes

          I’ve got some bad news for you…

          • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Oh you know what I mean lmao.

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              Not really. I don’t know what effect you thought posting the stereotype online in public was going to have other than to spread it. This is exactly and precisely what spreading it looks like, surely?

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                No.

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                  You must be great at keeping secrets too!

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      I’m not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.

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        Yeah, it’s the n word

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    too tired to move

    Yeah, no, I’m calling bullshit. WTF anon?

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    I should have just scrolled away

    1000014574

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Red Rover
    Red Rover
    Peanut butter trick
    for Ben Dover

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