Devilish: in order to brighten a child’s life, deliberately steal resources from your corporate masters, torturing their knighted/blessed control and absolute authority over all of society.
Chaotic evil: only put it in one kids bag when there’s an order for two kids and watch them fight over it.
True Chaotic Evil:
2 extra nuggets for one kid, 1 short for the other.
Let the games begin.
Fuck the milgram experiment i wanna watch this!
That’s easier to rectify. The parent will just take one and give it to the other so there’s an equal amount. But with an odd number you either have to go Solomon or pick a kid, or eat it yourself and draw both their ire.
That’s the kind of sacrifice I will take upon myself if it can teach my kids a lesson.
i did that all the time at my first job (Wendy’s), until I learned that a single extra nugget actually really really hurts how much money the managers come home with. a devastating amount, truly.
well, they acted like it. 🙄
Then you started adding two nuggets, right?
That sounds like something a velociraptor would say. Sus.
As an aside, my Gboard absolutely 100% did not want me to type “velociraptor.” Is Google promoting revisionist prehistory?
Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid’s encyclopedia and I couldn’t remember how they’re called.
Happy to be of service!
A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don’t see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don’t exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties).
Edit: don’t use gboard, use thumb-key. Best keyboard ever (once you learn it) and easy to use single handed
with even less than 5 fingersPlease disregard that last part of the sentence, I’m not suggesting anything like having less than the usual 5 fingers a human hand has.
I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I’m not sure they’d understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory …
I’ll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you.
You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it
You don’t have to encourage me
I put free credits in the machines at the arcade where I work because I like to see the little kids get excited when they find a machine is already loaded.
First one free, make 'em come back for more.
I’ve said it two times (in different ways) in this comment section, but that’s a fitting username for this comment.
Sometimes people tell me “never mind” but it is too late. I have already minded.
Delightfully devilish anon
Ho ho ho ho ho
I used to feel SO FUCKING LUCKY to get that extra mcnugget though
that stuff used to make my day, also its good for the place too because I would go there again, thinking it was more common in this shop, maybe.
