• adarza@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    54
    ·
    12 days ago

    typical french. missed their target by 3700km. the east coast is way the fuck over there ---------->>

    donvict don’t give a shit about california. he’d ask them to make another run.

    • j4k3@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      12 days ago

      🥇 donvict

      That deserves a meaningless metal. First I’ve seen that one.

  • innermeerkat@jlai.lu
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    47
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    12 days ago

    Yeah, sorry. After hearing the convicted felon speak like an imperialist, our old habits kicked in. It’s but a mind game to ultimately reclaim Louisiana for national security.

    • TwanHE@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      30
      ·
      12 days ago

      As a Dutchie I think it’s time to get new Amsterdam back. For the safety of the local cyclist of course.

      • nukeM
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        11 days ago

        User has been baguetted for this comment 🥖😵‍💫

        • verity_kindle
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          9 days ago

          Eh, could be worse, in some places the baguette is filled with batteries.

    • erin@social.sidh.bzh
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      11 days ago

      why stop at louisiana? If Canada becomes the 51 state we should get back Quebec as well, to protect them with our warning baguette doctrine… 😄

      Edit: I forgot Cap Breton Island… Based on Utrecht treaty, that island is French and people there know Saint Michael’s Mount is Brittany territory so we should protect them!

      • sugar_in_your_tea
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        11 days ago

        Idk, the only thing France hates more than the British are the French Canadians.

      • verity_kindle
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        9 days ago

        Better watch out, you’re too credible and you’ll get appointed ambassador to something.

  • Mouselemming
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    12 days ago

    Hey, WE didn’t vote for him!

    We’re just lucky these fires happened while Biden is still President or we wouldn’t have gotten a penny.

    • raktheundead@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      11 days ago

      Unfortunately, they missed the techbro arseholes in California who not only did vote for him, but have lined up to supplicate themselves before him.

  • kersplooshA
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    12 days ago

    Joke’s on them, this whole thing was a clever ruse to get rid of LA and make it France’s fault. Operation Ænema is going exactly as planned!