• innermeerkat@jlai.lu
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    19 hours ago

    Yeah, sorry. After hearing the convicted felon speak like an imperialist, our old habits kicked in. It’s but a mind game to ultimately reclaim Louisiana for national security.

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      54 minutes ago

      why stop at louisiana? If Canada becomes the 51 state we should get back Quebec as well, to protect them with our warning baguette doctrine… 😄

      Edit: I forgot Cap Breton Island… Based on Utrecht treaty, that island is French and people there know Saint Michael’s Mount is Brittany territory so we should protect them!

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        1 hour ago

        User has been baguetted for this comment 🥖😵‍💫

    • TwanHE@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      As a Dutchie I think it’s time to get new Amsterdam back. For the safety of the local cyclist of course.

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    22 hours ago

    typical french. missed their target by 3700km. the east coast is way the fuck over there ---------->>

    donvict don’t give a shit about california. he’d ask them to make another run.

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      18 hours ago

      🥇 donvict

      That deserves a meaningless metal. First I’ve seen that one.

  • Mouselemming
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    19 hours ago

    Hey, WE didn’t vote for him!

    We’re just lucky these fires happened while Biden is still President or we wouldn’t have gotten a penny.

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      7 hours ago

      Unfortunately, they missed the techbro arseholes in California who not only did vote for him, but have lined up to supplicate themselves before him.

  • kersplooshA
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    22 hours ago

    Joke’s on them, this whole thing was a clever ruse to get rid of LA and make it France’s fault. Operation Ænema is going exactly as planned!