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Wait how does that work? Do the slots have some effect on the viscosity maybe?
Science cannot explain it. Just like how bees can fly or how the tides come in and out.
Bees can fly because of the moon. Read a book.
Bees flying and tides are both well understood now. Tides have been for hundreds of years.
I don’t know enough aerodynamics to describe how bumblebees fly
Tides are caused by the sun’s and moon’s gravity attracting the Earth’s land and water.
If you had just said tides, I would have presumed you were being sarcastic, but bumblebee flight wasn’t explained until fairly recently (within the last 25 years or so)
Liquids tend towards the deepest elevation on the fork, and if that’s a slot, it falls through.
Ah, it’s because you’re in a gravity field.
OK. In some ways I hate to say it, but I feel compelled. I’ve been in the unfortunate circumstance of having to eat soup with a fork. It is very possible, but slow. You the the area behind the tines (those slots)? It is curved with a fair amount of surface area. This can act as a small unstable spoon with practice or desperate need.
Might I suggest, should such a terrible fate ever befall you again, that you just tip the soup directly into your fucking mouth? The fork may even be employed to scrap and scoop chucks in the soup towards your gapping maw. I believe you will find this method very functional.
And in a pinch, the fork can also be used as a makeshift implement for punishing those who try to make you eat soup with it.
Or to quote the one thing Jon Snow DOES know: stick em with the pointy end.
At that point I’ll just drink form the bowl.
Looking at the fork, they did pick up some cola.
UNLESS, that was a different liquid.
Yeah, that’s Worcestershire sauce thinned with water.
There is a special tool for this!
the spork
Ah yes, the lip eviscerator 2000. Complete with razer sharp spikes on the top of your spoon.
Perfect
What was the one about the car, windows don’t make the car go
I FOUND IT
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Tweet by pj evans:
Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows but can’t move. So it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely
Reply by gelledegg:
this is what ancient philosophy is like
Reply by airyairyaucontraire:
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.I think it’s just because the house windows are usually rectangle windows and rectangle windows can’t roll without like a lumpy road. If you just put the house on a lumpy road I think it would move
Oh shoot you’re right. I’m gonna try that real quick.
Edit: it didn’t workThank you for your service to science, but did you get the length of the base to match the rounded length of the bump, because if those two are mismatched, you’re going to get a jamming effect rather than a rolling effect.
you should post that!
Oh! You go ahead. I’m shy.
Okay, but what about lemonade?
Won’t work. Something about the acidity or something.
But what about spork
This trick also works with milk.
Thanks for testing /s
Okay you got me. This one is good. Upvote achieved
It’s a polish coke spoon!
You can still pick it up, the volume is simply reduced
