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To be fair, In a lot of places I’ve worked, an appeal from the microwave would be FAR better received than from coworkers.
I’m kinda looking forward to the time when AI gets good enough that appliances can have personalities. I wonder if you could jailbreak a smart fridge and run a local chatbot…
You could totally run the client for a chatbot on a fridge. Llama 3.2 can run on some very modest accommodations, But probably not the ESP 32 powering a fridge. Not yet anyway
DO NOT fuck the microwave
Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan, tell Mom it’s fine. Can you hand me a beer?
isn’t microwave radiation non ionising?
it is if you get it excited enough
Instructions unclear
This got a genuine, full-bellied lol from me. Thank you
Nah it’s ok as long as you clean it afterwards.
I would also like a sign, we can just like tape it on
Messy sex and being bathed afterwards? Yes please
Note to self; sex swing in oversized bathroom shower for easy bathing? Jelly-legs and lube in a shower can be dangerous after all
Just make the whole bathroom waterproof at that point. Like a Japanese one, or the ones in the super-premium
hospitalshotels with free drugs and slippers.
Why is this not a default part of aftercare?
Licking is not enough
Phrasing!
Sincerely,
Your mom
