• ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    6 months ago

    “You hit me first, I hit you back, now we’re even! We’re EVEN! WE’RE EVEN STOP IT MOOOOOOM!”

    • Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
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      6 months ago

      My interpretation is more that this is a message saying they dont indent to go further if Israel doesnt, so making it clear that wave was the only one.

    • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      And mom told Israel to stop and “take the win”.

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        6 months ago

        no they didn’t, all the foreign influence did was to postpone retaliation from “immediate” to “near future”

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      6 months ago

      You hit me once, I hit you back

      You gave a kick, I gave a slap

      You smashed a plate over my head

      Then I set fire to our bed

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      6 months ago

      Well, Israel destroyed a building and killed about a dozen people.

      Iran got what? 3 missiles across? So I’d guess they destroyed 3 buildings, and probably killed about a dozen people. Looks similar.

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        6 months ago

        seven missiles across and a hole in runway, or a few. or so i heard. there was video of 4 impacts so it’s at least 4

    • verity_kindleM
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      6 months ago

      What’s in Ohio that is so dang important that only WWIII can stop it?

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        Actually two of them. One that lasts three days and one that lasts two days. And I have to be there in person “so we can have conversations.” And the dress code is business casual.

        WWIII would be more fun than that.

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          6 months ago

          Send me the coordinates, I can have an extraction team there in 12 hours

        • verity_kindleM
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          6 months ago

          Well, tuck your polo shirt into your mom jeans and get to it. The Poxyclip will be here when you get back. Good luck.

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    6 months ago

    Can’t wait for Operation Dessert Fork amd Dessert Spoon

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    6 months ago

    Slightly damaging an airfield sounds kind of tame in comparison to losing a general in an embassy strike.

    India and Pakistan had an entire air skirmish over way less.

  • verity_kindleM
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    6 months ago

    No one makes me bleed my own blood! I decide when you are done defending yourself.