xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

https://xkcd.com/2940

Explain xkcd #2940

Title Text:

My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

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A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

???:

  • Hot air balloons

“Hot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.”

  • @[email protected]
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    8122 days ago

    I cant believe bicycles and scooters are perceived as more dangerous than cars. They’re slower, offer better visibility, and kill way less people.

    • AwesomeLowlander
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      10022 days ago

      Less dangerous to others, but more dangerous to the users themselves, I suppose.

        • AwesomeLowlander
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          4822 days ago

          Not only. I live in Norway, where pedestrians have right of way and drivers are extremely careful. Discounting the risk from cars, there’s still more personal danger to users of scooters as opposed to cars. If you have an accident on a scooter, you’ll get scrapes, bruises, broken bones. As compared to a car, where unless you’ve really screwed up, you’re unlikely to take any injuries at all.

          Source: scooter user who HAS broken bones

        • @[email protected]
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          522 days ago

          The chart needs a third dimension: danger to you, danger to others, and convenience for travel.

          • @[email protected]
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            822 days ago

            I think most normal people can understand the difference intuitively without needing it spelled out.

      • @[email protected]
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        021 days ago

        I just saw a pedestrian get hit by a person on a bike and end up with a concussion. Bicyclists don’t give a fuck about others

      • @[email protected]
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        -1122 days ago

        Driving a car makes it more likely for your species to go extinct. Infinitely more dangerous than a bicycle.

          • @[email protected]
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            221 days ago

            Microplastics from heavy vehicles scrubbing away their tires is a bigger issue than tailpipe emissions, which is why tailpipe emissions are the only thing focused on with regards to regulatory standards. Can’t have people thinking BEVs are similar/worse for the environment than a small car.

          • zeekaran
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            121 days ago

            Replace every single ICE with a BEV. Still plenty of beef.

    • @[email protected]
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      2622 days ago

      Hit a pothole going 25mph in your car. Hit the same pothole going 25mph on your scooter. I’ll come visit you in the hospital after the scooter one and we can talk about how cars are obviously safer.

      I ride an electric scooter, all it takes is one crack in the road that I’m less than prepared for and I’m going down hard.

      • @brbpostingOP
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        3922 days ago

        I wonder what kind of scooter most people pictured when reading the comic

        • @[email protected]
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          922 days ago

          That is a good point, mine is the second variety, electric one similar to the ones you see littering any major Urban area waiting to be rented. Although even the largest scooter is still far less safe over a pothole or around a rainy curve than a car, typical accident in the car you mess up the car and get a bruise from the airbag, but a typical scooter accident can be a lot more gnarly.

        • @[email protected]
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          421 days ago

          I think most people in the USA refer to the third item as a moped, which only gives you two categories for scooter. Scooter and electric scooter, and then moped and electric moped.

        • ArxCyberwolf
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          322 days ago

          I own an electric scooter very similar to the second one pictured (minus the RGB) so that’s what I was thinking of.

      • ArxCyberwolf
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        222 days ago

        The roads are shit here. So badly cracked that I vibrate violently when I try to ride my scooter over them at like 10km/h. And that’s while dodging potholes.

    • @[email protected]
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      1022 days ago

      Heeeeell no. I had I minor fall on a scooter last week. I slipped at medium speed because of an uneven wet floor. I’m still fucked up and can’t walk properly

    • @[email protected]
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      1022 days ago

      They are more dangerous exactly because of the existence of cars. Cars are a small fortress that makes others less safe while keeping its contents safer. Unless they hit another fortress.

      • @[email protected]
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        322 days ago

        Even if there were no cars, I imagine biking is still less safe than walking. Just like running is less safe than walking.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 days ago

        That only makes sense if you cycle among cars, but that makes cars dangerous, not bikes. If you remove cars out of equation by cycling on pavement or cycle route, the danger is gone.

        Pedestrians get hit by cars all the time yet walking is rated the safest.

        • @brbpostingOP
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          722 days ago

          If you remove cars out of equation by cycling on pavement or cycle route, the danger is gone.

          If you remove air out of the equation the danger of helicopters are gone

        • @[email protected]
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          022 days ago

          Pedestrians don’t get hit by cars quite as much as cyclist, proportionally to their number, because cyclists are right in the street sharing the space with cars, trucks and buses. Cycling on the sidewalk is not allowed, and cycling lanes are often very dangerous. I understand that this chart is talking about danger to the passengers, not to others.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 days ago

      A mere fender bender on a car might be a life or death situation if you’re riding a motorcycle.

      Hmm. It seems that Sync posted my draft comment 😔

      • @[email protected]
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        122 days ago

        Well try getting hit by a car while walking. According to this xkcd you’ll be the safest.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 days ago

      Tell you what, you drive your bike into a car and maybe the concussion will change your thinking enough to make it believable that bikes are more dangerous.

      We’re not rating danger for the damn planet here. It’s obviously danger for the user - that’s the one who’s buying the product. Why would anyone care about the safety of others over their own safety?

      • @[email protected]
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        822 days ago

        Why would anyone care about the safety of others over their own safety?

        As long as I can slice vegetables using my car door I don’t give a damn about pedestrians.

        • @[email protected]
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          -222 days ago

          I will literally shit inside any human being I don’t personally know (and some that I do know) if it makes my life 0.02% more comfortable. What’s your point?

          • @brbpostingOP
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            322 days ago

            The tone and content of this message indicate a severe lack of empathy and a high degree of self-centeredness, verging on sociopathic tendencies lulz, you know how to underscore a perspective right there! I wonder if that is a brand new sentence…

            No need to indulge but since you got me thinking about self interest and empathy:

            If you had the opportunity to gain an extra hour of sleep the next time you wanted it, but in return, someone you don’t know would experience moderate discomfort for ten years. Would you be willing to make that trade-off?

            • @[email protected]
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              121 days ago

              I have it on good authority they got banned for abusing the report feature, so I guess we’ll never know how they might respond.

            • @[email protected]
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              We’re talking about me now? No. Of course not. Just like I wouldn’t knowingly buy a car whose making process involves some random people being shit inside of. I find hyperbolic exaggerations funny and I like to use them for making a point.

              The point was - you don’t purchase things for others, you purchase them for yourself. A car can be a major money spender - you buy it because it gives YOU safety, and it’s silly to act like you’re a bad person for spending your money in a way that benefits you. But some Knights of the Broken Tire are out here pretending like they’re damn selfless, like they spent all their house money on housing the homeless not their own family, and like they chose to carry that 2 year old through traffic on a bycicle, not a fucking minivan. Fuck right off with this hypocritical shit. It’s okay to want the safety of yourself and your family, that’s how the entire world works. You’re not gonna get blamed for buying a car, drop the selfless, holier-than-thou act, nobody’s buying it.

              • @[email protected]
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                121 days ago

                I find hyperbolic exaggerations funny and I like to use them for making a point.

                Good way to distract from and undermine your points, as in this case.

          • @[email protected]
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            Oh I think you made the point better than me. As it is written somewhere, live by the sword die by the sword. I hope you enjoy your bowl of shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 days ago

      kill way less people

      I believe the danger axis is about danger to the passengers, not others

  • Turun
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    6722 days ago

    This is wildly dependent on infrastructure. Both for the convenience and danger axis.

    • @[email protected]
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      1822 days ago

      motorcycles should 100% be in the zone of practicality, especially with modern sleek electric ones.

      skateboards should be the bridge between practical and recreational, provided you have sensible infrastructure and short distances they have distinct benefits.

      skis and sleds just need snow to make sense

        • @brbpostingOP
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          1222 days ago

          Apparently alcohol as well as it is involved in something like 50% of motorcycle fatalities.

          • @[email protected]
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            822 days ago

            it annoys me to no end how motorcycles and mopeds are viewed as dangerous, when every single time you hear about people being hurt on them it’s because they’re fucking idiots who tried to do a backflip infront of a semitruck

            • @[email protected]
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              221 days ago

              Horses are technically more dangerous to ride than motorcycles. It’s just that motorcycles attract a kind of people who like doing backflips in front of a semi truck.

        • @[email protected]
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          822 days ago

          sure but that applies to everything, if you want to be safe then the only time you should ever be on a road is inside a bus.

      • @[email protected]
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        421 days ago

        I’m here to say that if there’s snow, skis win on practicality. Almost every winter, there’s at least one day when you will have some people skiing to work in Oslo, a city of 700 000 inhabitants, with a metro system. Because when there’s 10 cm of snow in the streets, skis are the quickest and easiest way to get anywhere.

      • @[email protected]
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        -122 days ago

        You can be a skilled rider and still and a fall. More likely is that an unsafe car driver will do something that causes an accident.

      • Turun
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        522 days ago

        Yeah, the joke and alt text are delivered quite nicely.

  • @[email protected]
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    4723 days ago

    The placement of „Skis“ in this will trigger every Scandinavian I know. Should definitely be in the top left.

    • @brbpostingOP
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      1523 days ago

      Trust you on that but will ski across the pond to check and be sure

    • @[email protected]
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      622 days ago

      Even us close to Scandinavia get triggered. There aren’t that many practical ways to get around at winter. Skis work when feet don’t.

    • @[email protected]
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      422 days ago

      I’m from the Scandinavian country WITHOUT mountains and with less snow and am as such not triggered.

      You don’t know me, though, so I guess your statement might still hold true 😁

    • @[email protected]
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      222 days ago

      In Canada too. It’s not that common, but also not out of place to see people doing their regular commute on skis.

  • @[email protected]
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    4022 days ago

    Technicalities:

    Planes are safer per mile but not per trip. One could argue that if people spent the same amount of time in both then it would be far more fatalities on aircrafts.

    Cars are technically the major source of danger for bikes and scooters.

    • @[email protected]
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      also a fun fact, while commercial aviation is very safe, private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car (and you get a lot more miles per hour of travel)

      • @[email protected]
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        1022 days ago

        That already fits with the chart - “commercial aviation” is “airlines” and “private planes” are “light aircraft”.

      • @[email protected]
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        private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car

        that is because they are operated by semi-competent people who often have less practice then they have in car.

        imagine how competent driver you are when you have your fresh license. it is the same with piloting license. and now imagine you are a hobby pilot and can afford to spend in the cockpit 3 hours per month. your skill is not really going to get significantly better. you are probably flying airplane that is at the end of its life, because that is only one you can afford, and there may be no one keeping an eye on you telling you “this is not how we do it, it is risky, dangerous, and you will get someone killed”.

  • @[email protected]
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    2722 days ago

    Someone else put it this way.

    Sometimes I walk to work; sometimes I drive my car; other times i ride a bicycle. Whichever option I pick, I hate anyone who isn’t doing the same thing.

        • @ShouldIHaveFun
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          922 days ago

          I don’t drive, so I guess I’m a nobody.

          • @[email protected]
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            521 days ago

            That may be the most American thing anyone has ever said!

            Also, the same therapist told me that she has a number of alcoholic patients who moved to New York City simply because they knew there was a good 24 hour mass transit system and they wouldn’t have to drive drunk.

  • @[email protected]
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    2423 days ago

    Are hot air balloon not like super safe, last accident I think was a guy that made his own DIY hot air balloon but before that it has been relatively safe. I think America has only seen like less than 800 deaths total.

    If the comic put in zeppelins…

  • Jolteon
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    2223 days ago

    Not sure I’d put unicycles as being safer than bicycles.

    • @[email protected]
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      1422 days ago

      I’d guess it’s because unicycles are used in a much narrower range of circumstances. Few people are being hit by cars commuting to work on a unicycle, nor are there many mountain-unicyclists getting injured.

      • @[email protected]
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        1922 days ago

        Which honestly just speaks for the insane amount of training mountain-unicyclists have done

        • @[email protected]
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          922 days ago

          You joke (I think?), but the people I know that do unicycling (including mountain-bike style unicycling, and unicycling Himalayan trails, and crazy stuff like that) do do an insane amount of training 😆

          • teft
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            522 days ago

            You’d have to. Anyone who mountain bikes regularly knows how much work it is to climb some trails with 500% gear range. I can’t imagine the work involved with a single gear to climb on some trails. Brutal.

            • @[email protected]
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              122 days ago

              This is probably another reason why unicycles are less dangerous. People I know that do mountain biking end up in hospital from time to time from coming off at speed, speed on most unicycles is probably a lot lower. Though I thought geared unicycles existed?

    • Turun
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      There are basically no unsafe ways to get off of a unicycle. You can fall in any direction and just end up standing next to your unicycle. Compare that to a bicycle “over the handle bars”-accident.

    • @brbpostingOP
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      122 days ago

      Interesting, that’s the closest thing I’ve seen to a personal photo album on Wikipedia.

      • @[email protected]
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        622 days ago

        It is Wikimedia Commons, not Wikipedia. That is where most of the images used on Wikipedia and other WMF projects are stored. It has categories for nearly everything under the sun.

  • my_hat_stinks
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    1323 days ago

    Bicycles more dangerous than cars? I guess I must have missed all the stories about people being run over by bikes.

      • @[email protected]
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        Unless you have pepper infrastructure.

        Edit: sorry that’s not true, see this from the Netherlands:

        Voor het vierde jaar op rij kwamen meer fietsers (270; 39%) dan inzittenden van personenauto’s (194; 28%) om in het verkeer. De meeste doden in het verkeer vallen onder ouderen: in 2023 waren 375 (55%) verkeersdoden 60 jaar of ouder. Kinderen (0-14 jaar) komen juist relatief weinig om in het verkeer; in 2023 waren dat er 20 (3%). Het risico om te overlijden in het verkeer, het aantal verkeersdoden per afgelegde kilometer, is het ho ogst voor gemotoriseerde tweewielers. Het risico voor brom- en snorfietsers en motorrijders is ongeveer dertig keer zo hoog als het risico voor inzittenden van een personenauto. Voor fietsers en voetgangers is het overlijdensrisico respectievelijk acht en zes keer zo hoog als voor auto-inzittenden, in de periode 2012-2021.

        Translation:

        For the fourth year in a row, more cyclists (270; 39%) than passenger car occupants (194; 28%) were killed in traffic. Most traffic fatalities occur among the elderly: in 2023, 375 (55%) traffic fatalities were 60 years or older. Children (0-14 years) are relatively rarely killed in traffic; in 2023 there were 20 (3%).  The risk of dying in traffic, the number of traffic fatalities per kilometer travelled, is highest for motorized two-wheelers. The risk for moped and light-moped riders and motorcyclists is approximately thirty times higher than the risk for passenger car occupants. For cyclists and pedestrians, the risk of death is eight and six times higher, respectively, than for car occupants, in the period 2012-2021.

        https://swov.nl/nl/factsheet/verkeersdoden-nederland

    • @brbpostingOP
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      423 days ago

      Bike on pedestrian violence is an epidemic!

      I see what you mean about net safety and not just thinking about the operator of the mode of transport. Will look into this later.

      • @[email protected]
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        522 days ago

        I’ve never seen some ride a unicyle on a road in regular traffic, which is where most of the danger of riding a bike is.

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    1022 days ago

    and i suppose blimps and dirigibles are further to the right and lower than the graph displays u_u

    • @[email protected]
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      Those first two are incredibly fit for some niche that is so small that nobody even remembers it exists.

      The last one is still more practical than hot air balloons.

    • @[email protected]
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      322 days ago

      I watched a documentary once about the dangers of monorails. The conductor had possums in the wiring. He called the big one Bitey.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 days ago

      Even with heavier propulsion, blimps and rigid airships are completely beholden to the weather as a light breeze can completely prevent landing or cause crashes.

  • @[email protected]
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    622 days ago

    I’m not sure I agree that unicycles are safer than roller blades. But that’s probably because I am comfortable on roller blades and don’t know how to unicycle, so for me, the opposite is true.

    • @[email protected]
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      As both an extreme unicyclist & rollerblader, unicycles are actually incredibly safe. More safe than a bicycle. The top speed is very slow comparatively, and if you fall… You fall on your feet. Forwards? Feet. Backwards? Feet. Sideways? Feet. If your feet were strapped into the pedals (like rollerblades…) it would be a deathtrap.

    • @ReveredOxygen
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      122 days ago

      I suspect that roller blades have much higher top speed, as well as being much more susceptible to small rocks

    • @[email protected]
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      022 days ago

      Trains and planes and others are a bit wonky for this chart. If I needed to take get to work, train and plane immediately resort to walking the entire way (unless get in a car, on a bike, fall just after). So while traveling across the country for a trip may be convenient on a train… Wait, unless I only have the weekend or a short work trip/vacation, because then it would take to much time and be inconvenient. Tried to find an example. Travel to Las Vegas from Nashville. Plane, ~3 hour flight plus let’s say 2 hour travel and airport bs. So 5 hours there, 5 back. Driving: 26 hours (each way). Walking: Death by dehydration in desert. Train: not even listed as there was no routes.

    • @fruitycoder
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      Less convient but also less dangerous then hot air ballons