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(A 4Chan “green-text”, titled “Altruism”, with a close-up photograph of a turtle on the pavement)

Riding bike through town

See something strange on the side of the road

Decide to stop and investigate

It’s a turtle tucked into its shell

Hold finger in front of shell

Turtle pokes its head out, sniffs finger, and then retreats back into it’s shell

It’s a hot day, and there are no bodies of water nearby

There’s a river a few miles away, decide to take the turtle there

Ride bike with one hand while holding the turtle

People look at me strangely

Don’t care, the turtle is all that matters

Turtle pokes its head out when going fast downhill

Probably the fastest the turtle has ever gone

Finally reach the river

Set the turtle on the shore under some shade

After about 10 seconds the turtle crawls into the water

Looks back at me before submerging and swimming away

Feel more emotion in that moment than I have in the last few years

Despite my mistakes and shortcomings, a creature’s life was made better by my existence

Is using our time to help others the real answer?

  • BougieBirdie
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    856 days ago

    I thought this was going to end like the time someone threw the tortoise into a lake

  • @[email protected]
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    596 days ago

    Short answer: yes.

    We’re social creatures and our lizard brain has been programmed by natural selection to help others and be good stewards to our environment. Those feelings come from a dopamine rush as a biological reward for practicing behaviours that have lead to survival and prosperity.

    • oce 🐆
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      6 days ago

      The triune brain is an obsolete theory.
      Natural selection also selected self-preservation, fear of the unknown and a plethora of other biases that lead to all kinds of anti-social behavior, there’s not much foundation for ethics to be found in natural selection.

      • @[email protected]
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        136 days ago

        Damn science harshing my wholesome vibes.

        Seriously though, that’s an interesting point I’ll have to look into that.

  • @[email protected]
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    446 days ago

    It’s not too likely that any one of us will change the world, but every one of us can change someone’s world. Even if that someone is a turtle.

    • @activ8r
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      166 days ago

      Alternatively:
      Everyone will change the world whether they like it or not. It’s usually in small ways and it’s not always good, but you will have an impact and you are important.
      Everything you do makes a difference, even if it’s unclear how.

  • @[email protected]
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    216 days ago

    You’re in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

  • @SreudianFlip
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    176 days ago

    I enjoy alien abduction stories too.

  • @midnight_puker
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    176 days ago

    It makes me happy to think that for all my fuckups, I may have still helped improve somebodys life in some small way.

  • @[email protected]
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    116 days ago

    Not to be that person, but you should not move turtles, it will literally kill them. They live in the same 1-2 mile radius all their life.

  • @[email protected]
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    126 days ago

    I have no illusions about me being a “good” person, but I never leave any creature in need to suffer if I can help it, and that includes everything, even insects. This has resulted in us adopting quite a few “rescue” animals and to be honest, the love and loyalty you get from them is on a completely other level still. They KNOW.

  • southsamurai
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    15 days ago

    There’s some good eatin’ on one of them things