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#Km91# to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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#Km91# to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    This, folks, is why global definition of variables can lead to your untimely demise.

    • wia@lemmy.ca
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      Exactly what I bring up when argumentative people show up with any of the inane food definitions “hot dog is sandwich” or “milkshake is soup” and what not.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        But is corn grass?

      • cm0002@lemmy.world
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        “Pizza is an open-face sandwich” ~Madlad Lemmyor (lemmyite? Lemm? Lemmor? Just what do we call users of Lemmy anyways???) from a couple weeks ago

        • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I see “Lemmings” a lot and fairly like that

          • OpenStars@discuss.online
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            Or “Fedizens” if we want to be inclusive of other members of the Fediverse, like Mbin, Piefed, Tesseract (well, technically that’s just a GUI for Lemmy iirc), and soon Sublinks.

            But it does seem less playful than Lemmings:-P.

            img

            • wia@lemmy.ca
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              Fedizens is fun. Being citizens of the free and open.

              • OpenStars@discuss.online
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                And I do prefer being inclusive whenever possible:-).

        • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
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          Calzones are just folded pizzas.

      • Nougat@fedia.io
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        Hot dog is taco.

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      def hot(temp: int = 340):
          return temp
      

      That way Bev can define temp however she needs, but if Picard doesn’t specify, he gets his tea at a nice drinkable Kelvin temp.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Shouldn’t that be a float?

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          Python is dynamically typed, so you could just go against the type hint like an animal. But yes, probably.

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            If you want to write Python like a caveman, then sure

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        If you’re just going to define a variable and then return it there’s no reason to do it in a function.

    • Kelly Aster 🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.world
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      Yeah you gotta scope dat shit.

      No way the Ent-D rolled off the line with global vars for everything, was this before or after O’Brien transferred off the ship?

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        Crusher is in a shuttle, so the scope of that “hot” is more than just Ent-D. She might have accidentally destroyed the federation with that definition.

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    • skulblaka
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      God I miss Tumble Dry comics. I understand he wanted to be more with his life than just “funny weed man” but fuck if he didn’t make some of the most legendary stoner comics of all time.

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      The two most memorable Trek comics in one thread.

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        I thought this was the most memorable:

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      ants

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    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      This is how I envision the future of modern day AI crap online …

      “… … the answer to your question is … imma gonna kill you … lol … what else would you like to ask?”

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    Okay, this actually make me cackle like a buffoon.

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    If TNGs computer were as dumb as ChatGPT.

    Thankfully they only let ChatGPT run the hollodecks… Which explains why they’re always glitching out!

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      What prompt do I have to say to ChatGPT to get Moriarty?

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        The original prompt was create an opponent capable of defeating Data.

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    I have said it before but I’ll say it again: be careful who you give root/superuser permissions to:-).

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      Heed this warning. I gave them to myself and it did not end well.

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        Fuck yeah. We are often our own worst enemies. Especially you:-).

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    “Kelvins” just feels wrong, but apparently is correct? (looking it up, seems like it’s right) It still feels the same as if you’d say “200 Fahrenheits” or “140 Celciuses”.

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      Celsius and Fahrenheit are both degrees units, meaning they’re scaled off of some arbitrary temperature. 20°C means 20 Celsius units away from Celsius 0.

      Kelvin isn’t scaled. 0 Kelvin means there’s no temperature energy at all. So there’s no need to couch it in degrees, since it isn’t arbitrary but a defined scale with an absolute zero point.

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        I always assumed it was like Fish. No change in the plural.

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          No change necessary, but fishes is a perfectly acceptable and correct plural of fish, and so much more fun to say!

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            I’m a big fan of mooses. I think they’re large enough to deserve the extra letters.

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              I prefer “meese”, myself

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              Meesin?

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      1 degree, 2 degrees. 1 kelvin, 2 kelvins

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    I remember this episode of Jimmy neutron

  • JamesStallion
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    This should be the premise of an actual episode

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    This made me laugh way too goddamn hard.

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