I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
Shart
poot
Nob
Shunt.
I like this one because it sounds dirty and it’s not
Cul
I’ve only heard this as cul-de-sac, I didn’t know it had another meaning
BOINK
The sound of scientific progress, and something much more fun too!
In commonwealth culture where I come from, “loo” is the slang word for toilet, and it’s always funny out of context.
I felt like I had an aneurysm watching that video. I still feel enriched by the experience though!
Cunk
Are you a fan of Philomena? Cunk on Earth was pretty great
Funf
Is this German for Five? Goofy looking number
Fart.
Classic
Want to hear another one? Pull my finger.
I always enjoyed the word putz. I typically use the verb format but it amuses me that every definition is so different lol.
I didn’t know you could verb this one. But being called a putz is devastating in a way. Like, you think it’s a dirty word, but it’s really not
It means the male reproductive organ in yiddish.
Putzing around is another way to say goofing off.
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture
Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
*gets water all over the floor, again…
As a mountaineer I enjoy the word “cwm”. Sounds like it should nasty but in reality it’s just Welsh for cirque.
How do you pronounce that, is it something like “coom” ?
I can totally get why it would sound gross
Exactly.
Even better, the Welsh political party called Cumrag
Smeg
I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.
This seven-cheese pizza calls for “Richard’s cheese?” Did I get that right?
Oh, we accepting abbreviations now to fit one syllable? This is cheating, I’m calling the police
Smeg is actually a well known appliance brand
Yes, but before I learned that, I saw a video with someone standing in front of a SMEG refrigerator and was impressed by the great lengths they’d gone to to express their fondness of Red Dwarf.