We’re going broad with this one given the population and the size.

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    China: Stop trying to make the mandate of heaven happen. It’s not going to happen.

    Japan: If you’re worried about population decline, maybe you should be less shitty to foreigners who want to live there.

    Korea: Your music industry is uncomfortably close to slavery. And despite America’s best efforts, you still have the closest thing to a government owned by corporations.

    Southeast Asia in general: I am sorry you are stuck being the Middle East of the Far East.

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      Addition to the above, since someone pointed out that my Korea comment appears to assume a South Korean default:

      Best Korea: Your music industry is uncomfortably close to slavery. And despite America’s best efforts, you still have the closest thing to a government owned by corporations.

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      I wonder how the rates of violent crimes suffered by asians in Americas/Europe compare to violent crimes suffered by white people in China, Korea, or Japan…

      remember when covid happened and asians were gettin jumped every week? when’s the last time we heard about a white guy getting beat up in Asia? maybe getting scammed/pick-pocketed in southeast asia or getting caned in Singapore during the Clinton era?

      I’m not saying asian people don’t have bigotry or ignorance, but it plays out very differently

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        You’re not wrong, but that doesn’t mean racism doesn’t exist in Asia. When it comes to racism, two Wongs clearly don’t make a white.

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    My hot take: saving face and thinking that winning by cheating is the same as winning are toxic culture traits

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    BREAD DOESN’T NEED TO BE SWEET. Please. Especially not cheese toast.

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    Some of ya’ll are the most racist people and China is, like, the Texas of Asia. I think of people living in China the same way I think of people living in North Korea: How horrific, I wish them luck.

    Also, WTF South Korea. All I hear is how sexist and fucked up you are. I don’t hear anything good about living there, and the fact that some of those cheabols haven’t been assassinated yet is beyond me.

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    Same shit I’d tell Americans: Germany is more than beer, lederhosen und nazi history

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    Your curry sucks.

    No, not that other Asian country’s curry. That one is really good.

    YOUR curry sucks.

    Why is it like that and way different from that other Asian country that tastes way better?

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    In a world where we think of climate change and national debt as Western worries, Asia’s dirtiness is enough of an absolute eco-hazard to warrant its own kind of debt if the rest of us thought the same way.

    The same rivers Rama and Krishna bathed in could today kill you, and China has enough air pollution that the smog from Los Angeles blows over from there, more or less the same way sand from the Sahara fertilizes the Amazon.

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      Well. In some way classes exist. People in some of them don’t bother the smog around them, they’ll just walk in masks. They also get paid less. People in other ones do. They want cleaner air, good wages, plenty of affordable goods produced by the former group for its smaller wages with all the pollution.

      When I talk things about how computers of 1999 were good enough, I mean that among other things.

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      China has enough air pollution that the smog from Los Angeles blows over from there

      I think you meant to say:
      “China has enough air pollution that the smog from there blows over to Los Angeles