we’re all going a little crazy, but this is just the right kind of insane. make it run pong with powerpoint controls next please.
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Mild correction, 128 bytes of ram, not kilo bytes. Yeah, that thing was somewhat limited.
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EVERYONE IS SO MUCH BETTER AT COMPUTERS THAN MEEEEEEEE
Everyone? You sure? Just off the top of my head, I’ve witnessed:
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A fellow millennial recently calling his tower “the modem”.
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A user who thinks a computer experiencing a “crash”, as in the unexpected termination of a process, means everything on the hard drive was just lost.
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A teacher who swears their fiber optic internet connection always slows down when it rains.
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A family member who thinks cell phones are actually miraculous.
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An IT director who decided to save time while rewiring an entire school district’s network by forgoing patch panels completely, terminating hundreds of CAT-6 cables (which he first laid directly on top of the drop ceiling grid) with RJ45 connectors plugged straight into switches, labeling each with masking tape.
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A police officer who called his chief and supervisor over to his desk in order to explain that he discovered a massive vulnerability on the agency website, demonstrating the risk by showing them how he was able to change some text with the browser’s element inspector.
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A software developer who only used Internet Explorer (years ago when Chrome was still arguably the best option) because “Google tracks you”. He was later sentenced to decades in federal prison for organizing the production of CSAM on the surface web, not the darknet, mostly over Craigslist.
To be fair to 4, cell phones are miraculous.
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Daaamn that’s a good one
3 is possible if the physical run to your home is in bad shape. I’ve known two people who had weather dependant internet due to that.
Actually, I’d chalk it up to a radio backhaul between the fiber demark and the ISP’s router. Providers do weird shit sometimes.
But I’d be surprised if getting a fiber connection wet would affect it.
Fiber can be surprisingly resilient to bad connections so if water is getting into a lose connection or very minor break that could be messing with the laser path and increasing the optical loss
6 got me LMAO
My boss called me immediately to tell me about that one because he knew I’d laugh my ass off.
It’s true. All of it.
that doesn’t make my unencrypted jellyfin server look so bad.
The last one bugs me. I keep my mouth shut about my issues with tracking because I fucking hate being a product for corpos, but because child predators avoid it as well, I get looked at like a perv for doing that. Apparently good people do their utmost to remove their privacy in order to avoid such appearances.
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I’ve been that, only it was “processor”, not “modem”.
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I’ve met a guy of the “Windows reinstaller” kind, who thought that you can reformat a hard drive if it has SMART warnings and they’ll go away.
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This may not be entirely false, if it rains in a wider area. Say, lots of people use the same infrastructure via wireless connections, and when it rains, their have packets dropped more often etc, sometimes connections interrupted because of this, then even on L3 there’s more actual traffic because of resending packets, even on application level trying to do something many times instead of doing it once. So in the end there’s more load on the same infrastructure, and the connection may be slower even for people connected via fiber. I’m not a network admin so this may look clumsy.
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Well, life is less interesting for them than it could be.
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Seen too much of similar things.
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I’ve been that.
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Actual criminals think differently from us, and I’d say there’s an element of evolution to this, so they are likely right and we are likely wrong.
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Number 4 is kind of correct, but I suspect the family member means it in a magical kind of miraculous?
Right, as in something other than the result of careful research and development. She’s just older and doesn’t have the slightest idea how anything works, habitually trying three different appliances to warm up her coffee when the power goes out before realizing they all need electricity, so it’s all just magic and mystery.
Then again, it’s people like us who say things like “computers are just rocks we tricked into thinking by putting lightning inside of them” so I don’t not get it.
Calling something magic because you’re using that to mean “something made with science beyond my understanding” is definitely different from using it as “this is literally magic made by sorcerers”.
One is a joke, the other is evidence of the failure of the educational system.
At least it’s a real world demonstration of the concept that sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
It’s absolutely mind-blowing to me that people discovered how to get electric into homes not 200 years ago and now we have really powerful computers in our pockets.
No need for fancy stories about rocks and lightning. And the absolute majority of people have no idea how most common household stuff works, because it just werks and you have running water, heating and cooling, refrigerators, hot showers and what not
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I know how to navigate a Windows file system and my 13-year-old daughter doesn’t. So I can still feel superior to someone!
so its technically possible to run excel with excel
This is right up there with portal on the n64
Sadly, Portal64 has come to an end after cease & desist letters were issued to James. Still, it was a fantastic series and he is a great presenter, he makes the technical challenges he faces so Interesting to follow.
Source? All I see is that Valve kindly asked him to take down the project before Nintendo comes after them for using Nintendo’s proprietary libraries, but the project could hypothetically continue if he switched to an open source library instead.
Nintendo has yet to do anything but as we’ve seen from Pokémon mods in the past they like to wait up until release. Dudes got a video on the topic if you want to hear it from his own mouth https://youtu.be/AdBzok8GjA0
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/AdBzok8GjA0
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
It really sucks and i wish i had cloned the repo. To me the code was so clean and easily readable, i wanted to look over it more to learn for my own n64 project.
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Not with 128KB RAM. Possible with asset tweaking though.
The 3hz frequency might even be a bigger problem
Look up “blood shoot” 1994 sega megadrive game, first person shooter with split screen support on that hardware, i think this emulator could do it too in theory
Doom8088 can run in 64 KB. The commercial GBA port managed with 256 KB (ish) and some megabytes of ROM. That inspired a modern full-featured source port from prBoom, unhelpfully named GBADoom. And this delightful maniac finally got it to compile under gcc-ia16. He’s been whacking at it for months, and it’s getting to be genuinely good on a 286.
The real reason this can’t run Doom is that it gets three operations per second.
Actually there is a russian guy who made that happen. Youtube it.
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Why would anyone hate Excel?
Numbers scary
Also, 
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Can it run doom?
Doesn’t meet the minimum requirements :P
That’s never stopped us before.
Display and processor? If the answer is yes or maybe, then Doom can run on it.
the article anticipates and responds to that question
You expect me to actually read the article like some kind of schlub?
at 3hz it would be a really long game
But can it run crysis?
heard you like cpus so imma gonna put a cpu in your cpu dog
It runs DOOM?
What doesn’t run Doom? They have probably gotten cashew nuts to run Doom.
Everything is doomed to run DOOM.
If you enjoy watching 1 frame per x time period sequences, and you’re okay with x being decades, it might “run” doom.
3hz processing is probably achievable by some humans
They say it can’t run DOOM however you can use it to display the video output from DOOM.
Does that make Excel the operating system? Or is it the firmware/BIOS
Excel would be emulating the silicon here
Excel would be closest to a virtual machine software in this case
But does it run Crysis?
