• @[email protected]
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      2022 days ago

      Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

      • @[email protected]
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        2222 days ago

        All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

      • @[email protected]
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        421 days ago

        German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

        • @[email protected]
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          521 days ago

          Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French “mardi”, “day of mars”, ig).

    • psychonova
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      1221 days ago

      could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

    • Zier
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      2122 days ago

      What?? NO! Don’t be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea? Are you even serious right now??? I mean, I have no words… A horse funeral, who even does that!

        • @teegus
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          822 days ago

          Horse funerals are not a joke, Jim!

        • @[email protected]
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          522 days ago

          Wait, what?

          Jim is back in town?

          Roll up all barrels from the cellar. Today, we feast and drink!

        • Zier
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          121 days ago

          JIM?!?? Oh I have had enough of Jim. What an utter, complete… Wait. Which Jim are we talking about? It’s not Jim with the big D is it? BRB

    • Norgur
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      722 days ago

      They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they’d to horse funerals.

    • @[email protected]
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      1721 days ago

      Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

    • HEXN3T
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      621 days ago

      OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.

    • @[email protected]
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      1921 days ago

      Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

      Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

      • HonkyTonkWoman
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        Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

        “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

        “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

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      Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.

  • @AlligatorBlizzard
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    This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school’s softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.

    At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.

    • @[email protected]
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      720 days ago

      I think we’ve made some great progress today, don’t you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      520 days ago

      That’s brutal…

      I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

  • @Imgonnatrythis
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    Careful. Read their reviews online and I’m not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn’t stay returned.

  • Kerb
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    1222 days ago

    “For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY”

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      320 days ago

      “Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”