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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 3 months ago

Canadians when trump tries to make it 51st state

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Canadians when trump tries to make it 51st state

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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • DamonSeed@lemmy.ca
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    the last thing Canada needs is for the Geneva Suggestion err Convention to need another edit thanks to us.

    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      It’s never a war crime the first time.

      • kersplooshA
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        Gotta find those zero-day exploits!

        • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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          Like filling their drinking water with LSD, throwing some guns into the room and saying “HES TRYING TO KILL YOU!” Through a loudspeaker.

    • slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world
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      When the sorry’s end, the war crimes begin.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Geneva’s checklist

    • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      FWIW the United States are not bound by Protocol I or II of the Geneva conventions, meaning we’re also not protected by them.

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        Which things does that cover? Do we get to pull the shotguns and triangular bayonets out of storage?

        • Jumi@lemmy.world
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          Get shotguns that shoot triangular bayonets

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            Those are flechettes

        • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Neither are banned anyway, just impractical.

    • ikidd@lemmy.world
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      A few years from now the standard military ROE will have to teach recruits about "The Maple Teabagging”.

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    Aww, why do Canadians get to have all the fun? ☹️

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    Canada becoming the 51st state is allowing a foreign administration to find whatever excuse they can find to display the natives and magically provide “real-state opportunities” out of nothing, Israeli style.

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    Not sure how well clubs would work in a wartime engagement. What else ya got?

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      What else ya got?

      Historically, it has never been a good idea to ask this to Canada.

      • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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        Canada has historically had decent results from the tac-50.

      • Trollception
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        Eh?

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Historically they’ve been used successfully in many wars

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        Not recently lol.

        • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          What’s recent? Night trench raids in WW2?

          If you count class war, the police love using clubs on protestors.

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