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SomeAmateur to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 2 months ago

How Credible are Tee-Cannon Technicals?

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How Credible are Tee-Cannon Technicals?

SomeAmateur to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 2 months ago
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    That’s how they took out Maude Flanders. Some say it was an accident, but I don’t buy it for a second.

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      Isnt that one of the few things that has stuck with the Simpsons?

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      She was shot with an Anti-Maudeteriel Rifle

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      No footlongs

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    Cannon? It’s 2025! If a T-shirt isn’t FPV suicide droned directly into my face, I don’t want it!

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      Give me autonomous swarms of T-Drones, or GTFO

      • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I personally would prefer drone delivered E but you do you.

        • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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          Girl, same.

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    They work well at neutralizing large concentrations of infantry provided the combatants like the cut and feel of the shirts.

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    Well, if you’ve never been hit in the face by a balled up shirt after calling out your partner’s sister’s name as you bust deep inside them, you don’t know the danger involved in jersey knit fabrics

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      • southsamurai
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        That’s the best gif I’ve seen this year

        • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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          Still AI slop

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            Good slop though.

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    Lol. Ford is known to break down often when needed most. Just get a Toyota instead.

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      b b but it can turn into a semi-permanant fixed emplacement?

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        You’re in luck! It can indeed! The only possible caveat might be that you won’t get to choose the enplacement…

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        Fill up that crew cab with armaments!

    • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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      I daily drive a 50+ year old Ford and this is not always true.

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      That’s why Ford stands for “Fix It Again, Tony”

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        Fix Or Repair Daily
        Found On Roadside Dead
        Fucked On Race Day

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    Load it with 2x4s

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    They had a dual cannon one at the Bucks game last night.

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      we all know how important it is to keep a sustained high rate of fire with these things

      more takka if you will

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        If it overheats, will the poly cotton blend shirts melt inside of it?

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          I can’t speak on the heat levels 😅, but I think it uses pressurized gas? Probably not a lot of heat.

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